Post by zach on Feb 4, 2006 23:08:16 GMT -5
Well, this doesn't fit anywhere else so it's here. Get some juice and crackers it's a long read.
Prologue: My family moved to this apartment complex where I met my new friend Christian. Daniel also moved there. Dustin was spending the night. I invited them all to an outside war (we had a HUGE meadow in back). The rules were simple. You get hit at all and you're out until the next round. I have a Big Salvo, Dustin has a Max Shot, Daniel has a Nitefinder, and Christian has an AT3K. The war begins.
Round 1: Christian and Daniel immediately start butting heads while Dustin and I watch. Daniel is smart he conserves his ammo, but Christian begins firing wildly at Daniel until he has one shot left. That was to no avail. Around that moment a stray bullet flies by Dustin at the right angle so that it appears that I shot at him. He retaliates by wasting a missile on me at which that point Daniel and Christian get eachother out. When the missile flew by me I quickly pumped the Salvo and annhilated Dustin in a flurry of arrows. End of Round 1. Winner:Zach.
Round 2: Daniel sneaks behind a little tree while Dustin and Christian are battling. I noticed that he went behind the tree so I went there as well. He was turned away from me so I quietly snuck up to him until I was practically right on him. I whispered in his ear "Turn around". When he did he opened his mouth in surprise like he was about to scream. Before he said anything I launched an arrow in his mouth. He looked at mee all wide-eyed and mumbled something, arrow still in his mouth (no I didn't find any chew marks). I peaked around the tree and saw Dustin on the ground with a couple of darts next to him. I turned around and before I knew it there was a dart stuck to my fore head. End of Round 2. Winner: Christian.
Round 3: Dustin and Christian form an alliance and take out Daniel with ease. Christian used the ability to fire rapidly to create a distraction. Why be distracted? Wouldn't you be focusing on dodging 6 darts instead of one missile? Anyway, while Christian distracted Daniel, Dustin took aim and with one well-placed shot took Daniel out. While Christian was reloading I fired off what I thought would be one shot and killed him. Bad thing is that I got over-excited and pulled too hard on the trigger which fired all the arrows. Noticing I was out of ammo Dustin shot a missile at me. I did a dive closer to one of the arrows reloaded and pumped the gun up within 10 seconds. I fired at Dustin, not to kill, but to distract. While he was distracted I ran closer to the arrows and grabbed the three close to me. I rushed Dustin and cornered him. He had no ammo. He suddenly dropped to the ground, ran between my legs and grabbed a missile. I whirled around and fired 2 of my shots at him. He dodged them all Matrix style and pegged me in the thigh.
End of Round 3. Winner: Dustin.
Round 4: Right off the bat Dustin nails Christian in the crotch. Christian keeled over as I fired two of the arrows at Dustin one after another. The first shot, he dodged Matrix style and then he wasted a missile on me. As the missile passed my ear, just barely missing me, the other more well placed shot got him in the shoulder. At the exact same time I fired my second shot on Dustin, the one that hit him, Daniel fired a shot at me. Lucky for me, that dart was about a quarter inch short of my ankle. Unluckily however, by the time I realized that I just barely dodged his dart he had already reloaded his Nitefinder and tagged me in the shin. End of Round 4. Winner: Daniel.
Round 5: Since everyone has each won a round we decided that we make the last three matches tournament elimination style. Each person has three lives instead of one and as a note nobody cheated.
Round 1: Christian vs. Dustin: In the beggining it seemed as though Dustin was going to be the victor. Christian was overconfident because he had more shots, and you know over confidence isn't a good thing. Dustin began the thing by nailing Christian in the temple and then pulled out another missile from a custom holster. Christian then fired a couple of shots at Dustin. One was dodged, but the other hit him. Barely a second afterwards Dustin shot the second missile at Christian as he picked up the other one. The missile just barely hit him. Christian came back into the game with a vengence. He seemed to be able to pump faster than the average nerfer and seemed to improve his accuracy
at the same time. He wasn't shy about firing either. Christian now had razor sharp accuracy, a miraculous ROF and was ready to blow his ammo off quickly. He did just that. Christian hit Dustin three out of the four shots he made leaving Dustin with -1 lives left. End of Round 5. Winner: Christian.
Round 6: Zach vs. Daniel: Daniel was the first to fire a shot in this round. He rushed me with his Nitefinder, but he couldn't do jack. He shot and I turned the Big Salvo around so that it worked as a shield. To my surprise the dart actually stuck onto the Salvo. I threw the dart and it got him on the chin. Daniel's down one point. I then shot him in the back as he ran. Once that arrow hit him he whirled around and nearly hit me in the leg. He cocked and reloaded quickly and shot me in the knee. Rinse and repeat once. He's quick with the trigger and the other operations og the Nitefinder. So we're tied one life left each. He was out of ammo so I took the joy in hitting him with two darts. End of Round 6. Winner: Zach.
Plan Changes: We all agreed that since two of us (Daniel and Dustin) were out that Christian and I can use the other player's guns. I got the Max Shot and Christian got the Nitefinder. The rules were the same.
=The Finale: Christian vs. Zach: For what seemed like an eternity both of us just stood there waiting for the other to fire, although it was only about a min. and a half. Suddenly Christian fired a couple of shots
from the AT3K. He planned to distract me because after he fired those he shot one from his Nitefinder. I wasn't buying it. I studied his moves and distracting was one of his favorites. Immediately I returned fire with a Max Shot after dodging his darts. My aim was true, it pegged him in the forehead. He then got me in the shin with a Nitefinder. I shot three arrows at him after dodging another of his darts, one hitting me. Sadly I wasted two of the arrows. Only one made it's mark. We then ran around for around 5 mins, dodging darts and arrows, picking up ammo and doing Matrix style moves to psyche the other guy out. Neither of us were ready to give, not after we came this far. I shot at him with another missile which missed by what seemed a paper thin margin. He once again returned fire after cornering me. About as fast as a mantis strikes I had slid down the wall and between his legs. I put him in a head lock and shot him in the cheek. End of The Finale. Winner: Zach.
Please credit me.
~Zach
Prologue: My family moved to this apartment complex where I met my new friend Christian. Daniel also moved there. Dustin was spending the night. I invited them all to an outside war (we had a HUGE meadow in back). The rules were simple. You get hit at all and you're out until the next round. I have a Big Salvo, Dustin has a Max Shot, Daniel has a Nitefinder, and Christian has an AT3K. The war begins.
Round 1: Christian and Daniel immediately start butting heads while Dustin and I watch. Daniel is smart he conserves his ammo, but Christian begins firing wildly at Daniel until he has one shot left. That was to no avail. Around that moment a stray bullet flies by Dustin at the right angle so that it appears that I shot at him. He retaliates by wasting a missile on me at which that point Daniel and Christian get eachother out. When the missile flew by me I quickly pumped the Salvo and annhilated Dustin in a flurry of arrows. End of Round 1. Winner:Zach.
Round 2: Daniel sneaks behind a little tree while Dustin and Christian are battling. I noticed that he went behind the tree so I went there as well. He was turned away from me so I quietly snuck up to him until I was practically right on him. I whispered in his ear "Turn around". When he did he opened his mouth in surprise like he was about to scream. Before he said anything I launched an arrow in his mouth. He looked at mee all wide-eyed and mumbled something, arrow still in his mouth (no I didn't find any chew marks). I peaked around the tree and saw Dustin on the ground with a couple of darts next to him. I turned around and before I knew it there was a dart stuck to my fore head. End of Round 2. Winner: Christian.
Round 3: Dustin and Christian form an alliance and take out Daniel with ease. Christian used the ability to fire rapidly to create a distraction. Why be distracted? Wouldn't you be focusing on dodging 6 darts instead of one missile? Anyway, while Christian distracted Daniel, Dustin took aim and with one well-placed shot took Daniel out. While Christian was reloading I fired off what I thought would be one shot and killed him. Bad thing is that I got over-excited and pulled too hard on the trigger which fired all the arrows. Noticing I was out of ammo Dustin shot a missile at me. I did a dive closer to one of the arrows reloaded and pumped the gun up within 10 seconds. I fired at Dustin, not to kill, but to distract. While he was distracted I ran closer to the arrows and grabbed the three close to me. I rushed Dustin and cornered him. He had no ammo. He suddenly dropped to the ground, ran between my legs and grabbed a missile. I whirled around and fired 2 of my shots at him. He dodged them all Matrix style and pegged me in the thigh.
End of Round 3. Winner: Dustin.
Round 4: Right off the bat Dustin nails Christian in the crotch. Christian keeled over as I fired two of the arrows at Dustin one after another. The first shot, he dodged Matrix style and then he wasted a missile on me. As the missile passed my ear, just barely missing me, the other more well placed shot got him in the shoulder. At the exact same time I fired my second shot on Dustin, the one that hit him, Daniel fired a shot at me. Lucky for me, that dart was about a quarter inch short of my ankle. Unluckily however, by the time I realized that I just barely dodged his dart he had already reloaded his Nitefinder and tagged me in the shin. End of Round 4. Winner: Daniel.
Round 5: Since everyone has each won a round we decided that we make the last three matches tournament elimination style. Each person has three lives instead of one and as a note nobody cheated.
Round 1: Christian vs. Dustin: In the beggining it seemed as though Dustin was going to be the victor. Christian was overconfident because he had more shots, and you know over confidence isn't a good thing. Dustin began the thing by nailing Christian in the temple and then pulled out another missile from a custom holster. Christian then fired a couple of shots at Dustin. One was dodged, but the other hit him. Barely a second afterwards Dustin shot the second missile at Christian as he picked up the other one. The missile just barely hit him. Christian came back into the game with a vengence. He seemed to be able to pump faster than the average nerfer and seemed to improve his accuracy
at the same time. He wasn't shy about firing either. Christian now had razor sharp accuracy, a miraculous ROF and was ready to blow his ammo off quickly. He did just that. Christian hit Dustin three out of the four shots he made leaving Dustin with -1 lives left. End of Round 5. Winner: Christian.
Round 6: Zach vs. Daniel: Daniel was the first to fire a shot in this round. He rushed me with his Nitefinder, but he couldn't do jack. He shot and I turned the Big Salvo around so that it worked as a shield. To my surprise the dart actually stuck onto the Salvo. I threw the dart and it got him on the chin. Daniel's down one point. I then shot him in the back as he ran. Once that arrow hit him he whirled around and nearly hit me in the leg. He cocked and reloaded quickly and shot me in the knee. Rinse and repeat once. He's quick with the trigger and the other operations og the Nitefinder. So we're tied one life left each. He was out of ammo so I took the joy in hitting him with two darts. End of Round 6. Winner: Zach.
Plan Changes: We all agreed that since two of us (Daniel and Dustin) were out that Christian and I can use the other player's guns. I got the Max Shot and Christian got the Nitefinder. The rules were the same.
=The Finale: Christian vs. Zach: For what seemed like an eternity both of us just stood there waiting for the other to fire, although it was only about a min. and a half. Suddenly Christian fired a couple of shots
from the AT3K. He planned to distract me because after he fired those he shot one from his Nitefinder. I wasn't buying it. I studied his moves and distracting was one of his favorites. Immediately I returned fire with a Max Shot after dodging his darts. My aim was true, it pegged him in the forehead. He then got me in the shin with a Nitefinder. I shot three arrows at him after dodging another of his darts, one hitting me. Sadly I wasted two of the arrows. Only one made it's mark. We then ran around for around 5 mins, dodging darts and arrows, picking up ammo and doing Matrix style moves to psyche the other guy out. Neither of us were ready to give, not after we came this far. I shot at him with another missile which missed by what seemed a paper thin margin. He once again returned fire after cornering me. About as fast as a mantis strikes I had slid down the wall and between his legs. I put him in a head lock and shot him in the cheek. End of The Finale. Winner: Zach.
Please credit me.
~Zach